INC NEWS - Santa for hire

[RW Pickle]

Ever wished you could have Santa stop by your neighborhood Christmas
Party? Ever wanted Santa to hand out those Christmas bonuses at the office
Christmas party? Ever wished Santa would stop by your house to see if the
kids are being nice instead of naughty?

Well, your in luck. I've aquired a first class Santa outfit and am willing
to help you out. Fees based on duration of time needed (and any extras you
might want; no reindeer available). Blackout dates start on the 22nd, so
if you have something you need Santa to do between now and then, drop me
an email with the specifics. Santa is very busy this time of year and has
to plan all of this out so he can be everywhere he is needed.

RWP (aka Santa)
Forest Hills
(that's where Santa lives the rest of the year; he left the North Pole
because of energy concerns)